Celebration?

I am finally back home after a long time away, and there is so much I want to write, but am working on a project that requires all of my attention...along with the ones that already required all of my attention span....so if you read this...please send me some extra attention span as my brain is fresh out....*smiles*

Seriously 2007 is promising to be an amazing year..if I live through it ...

Anyway...this was in my thousands of emails....and I never looked at it this way...

so for all those men who tell me how their women turned to drinking...

here is another way to look at it hee hee

Who is she?
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"